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Let's play a little game. We'll call it... Pain Reliever or Laxative?? I was sitting in the break room at lunch today, glasses off, rubbing my temples when coworker said to me.... "Are you ok? You look like you've got a headache, I've got some generic Motrin in my purse. Do you need one?" While I usually turn these types of offers down, I truly trusted this person and knew they were concerned for me and genuinely wanted to help. My head was killing me, so I happily accepted the offer. I held out my hand and she placed a couple of pills in my palm as we started chatting about weekend plans and whether or not we were ever going to be fully staffed. Odd...... I looked down at my palm expecting the generic Motrin to look more like.... Motrin. Instead of little orange tablets I was holding little white ones. Finally deciding it was just my eyes playing tricks on me without my glasses on, I tossed the pills into my mouth and swallowed them down with a gulp of water. "Oh, don't take those! I think I accidentally gave you laxatives!" She was holding two pill containers in her hand. One was a generic brand Motrin, one was name brand Motrin. "Wait... What?!?" Yep, you guessed it. For some reason she had put a couple of laxatives in the name brand Motrin bottle and tossed it into her purse. I swallowed down not one, but TWO laxatives on my lunch at work. Yah... This is the absolute fucking reason I don't take stuff given to me by other people! "Oh no, you already took them." You could hear a pin drop in that room. "Fantastic. I've always wanted to shit my brains out in the public restrooms at work. Everyone else does, why shouldn't I?? This is going to be an interesting afternoon." As luck would have it, I managed to make it through the rest of the work day unscathed.... I'm still waiting for the inevitable shit storm to to rear it's ugly head. Wish me luck! |
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OMG! I have been away too long!
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Yes I have to agree that eating out add up You can save and what you want Other guy thing it's a free meal
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I could have done with those laxatives! I've been taking co-dydromol tablets for the pain in my legs....they gave me constipation  Good luck! What I need is a good dump!
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I could have done with those laxatives! I've been taking co-dydromol tablets for the pain in my legs....they gave me constipation Good luck! What I need is a good dump! 
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ooooops! public pooping WITH a headache!!!   amp; Egads....
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Oh my.... LOL Everything did come out ok in the end!
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Oh dear! Let's hope they don't work! 
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I think the funniest two words of this post were "shit storm"...hope it wasn't too awful. That totally sucks, but glad it wasn't any worse.
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I think the funniest two words of this post were "shit storm"...hope it wasn't too awful. That totally sucks, but glad it wasn't any worse.
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Oh dear! Let's hope they don't work!
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27/7/2021 4:05 am |
ooooops! public pooping WITH a headache!!!
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Oh dear😀😀😁😂x
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Well maybe you luck out . Did you headache go away lololol. We had a pouch thief at work . Could not catch him. But he like one person sandwich so we but exlac in sandwich . Then my coworkers took boots and work pants suffering them but them in the three stalls and locked the door and we wanted. Sure enough we seen the guy run for the bathroom. We followed he was begging to get into a stall. We knew now who been eating our lunches. So did he.
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Omg. Glad you made it home. Hopefully it will work before you go back to work. Whenever I use one empty bottle for something else I always put a label with what it is on it. Or he's a plastic container with a label for what it is. Only use bottles that I can take off the originally label. Unless I use a small container.
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OMFG !!! Speechless ! What do you say to someone who gives you laxatives instead of headache pills ? How in the world ?? I also don't take pills from other people now i'm really sure not too ! Good luck weathering the imminent storm Hope the pills are a mild version! Hope all is well ! I just had to laugh thru reading your story !!! Sorry but wow !! Speechless !! Goodluck
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"Take two. They're small." So she did. Good thing there's not currently a shortage of toilet tissue. 
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Wow, that's a new one! How does one mistake laxatives for motrin? Has tonight been the longest symphony on record with numerous movements? Hopefully, you charged your phone when you got home.
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I'm sorry!! I had to laugh!!! Well her nick-name going forward will have to be Shit-For-Brains!!! 
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“Pain reliever. Or Laxative?” With the game-show craze on the T.V. these days, would this be the next great one?  Of course, it actually sounds like one of those odd Japanese game shows. But, hey, as long as you get the credit for it. And, the cash (am I right?). Hopefully you managed to avoid the worst of the inevitable shit storm. I guess there’s a lesson here - probably something about taking “candy” from anyone, strangers or not. The good news is tomorrow will almost certainly be better. Mostly because it’d be difficult for it not to be? Only one to find out, though … good luck … 
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Yep, Good nick-name: Only a "Shit-For-Brains" would mix pills in the same bottle!
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Looking on the bright side...sometimes we get headaches because of constipation. So...maybe her ' help' knocked out two birds with one ( or two ) tablets. Jus sayinnnnnnn ~ lol
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27/7/2021 3:01 am |
Oh dear😀😀😁😂x
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Looking on the bright side...sometimes we get headaches because of constipation. So...maybe her ' help' knocked out two birds with one ( or two ) tablets. Jus sayinnnnnnn ~ lol
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26/7/2021 11:47 pm |
I'm sorry!! I had to laugh!!! Well her nick-name going forward will have to be Shit-For-Brains!!!
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“Pain reliever. Or Laxative?” With the game-show craze on the T.V. these days, would this be the next great one? Of course, it actually sounds like one of those odd Japanese game shows. But, hey, as long as you get the credit for it. And, the cash (am I right?). Hopefully you managed to avoid the worst of the inevitable shit storm. I guess there’s a lesson here - probably something about taking “candy” from anyone, strangers or not. The good news is tomorrow will almost certainly be better. Mostly because it’d be difficult for it not to be? Only one to find out, though … good luck … -- allgud69xxx Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..  Wanna msg, but can't - my Postbox blog Another way to say hi my Postbox
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I'm sorry!! I had to laugh!!! Well her nick-name going forward will have to be Shit-For-Brains!!!
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Wow, that's a new one! How does one mistake laxatives for motrin? Has tonight been the longest symphony on record with numerous movements? Hopefully, you charged your phone when you got home.
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"Take two. They're small." So she did. Good thing there's not currently a shortage of toilet tissue. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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OMFG !!! Speechless ! What do you say to someone who gives you laxatives instead of headache pills ? How in the world ?? I also don't take pills from other people now i'm really sure not too ! Good luck weathering the imminent storm Hope the pills are a mild version! Hope all is well ! I just had to laugh thru reading your story !!! Sorry but wow !! Speechless !! Goodluck
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Omg. Glad you made it home. Hopefully it will work before you go back to work. Whenever I use one empty bottle for something else I always put a label with what it is on it. Or he's a plastic container with a label for what it is. Only use bottles that I can take off the originally label. Unless I use a small container. Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth. If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.
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Well maybe you luck out . Did you headache go away lololol. We had a pouch thief at work . Could not catch him. But he like one person sandwich so we but exlac in sandwich . Then my coworkers took boots and work pants suffering them but them in the three stalls and locked the door and we wanted. Sure enough we seen the guy run for the bathroom. We followed he was begging to get into a stall. We knew now who been eating our lunches. So did he.
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We'll call it... Pain Reliever or Laxative?? I was sitting in the break room at lunch today, glasses off, rubbing my temples when coworker said to me.... "Are you ok? You look like you've got a headache, I've got some generic Motrin in my purse. Do you need one?" While I usually turn these types of offers down, I truly trusted this person and knew they were concerned for me and genuinely wanted to help. My head was killing me, so I happily accepted the offer. I held out my hand and she placed a couple of pills in my palm as we started chatting about weekend plans and whether or not we were ever going to be fully staffed. Odd...... I looked down at my palm expecting the generic Motrin to look more like.... Motrin. Instead of little orange tablets I was holding little white ones. Finally deciding it was just my eyes playing tricks on me without my glasses on, I tossed the pills into my mouth and swallowed them down with a gulp of water. "Oh, don't take those! I think I accidentally gave you laxatives!" She was holding two pill containers in her hand. One was a generic brand Motrin, one was name brand Motrin. "Wait... What?!?" Yep, you guessed it. For some reason she had put a couple of laxatives in the name brand Motrin bottle and tossed it into her purse. I swallowed down not one, but TWO laxatives on my lunch at work. Yah... This is the absolute fucking reason I don't take stuff given to me by other people! "Oh no, you already took them." You could hear a pin drop in that room. "Fantastic. I've always wanted to shit my brains out in the public restrooms at work. Everyone else does, why shouldn't I?? This is going to be an interesting afternoon." As luck would have it, I managed to make it through the rest of the work day unscathed.... I'm still waiting for the inevitable shit storm to to rear it's ugly head. Wish me luck!
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