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How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...đâ
How To Write A Fucking Profile... So That People Fucking Read It...đâ If you peruse the pages of this imploding website, you'll inevitably stumble over some poor soul's blog as they lament their inability to make themselves understood. Poorly written profiles combined with an inattentive audience result in a crybaby approach to finding a solution. Wouldn't it be more productive to learn how to write a proper profile for your target audience? I'm here to help you before this site fades into oblivion. How many times have you come across some sensitive male blogger whine; - They won't stop sending me pussy pics. - I just want to blog. - I'm not here to meet. - I want a meaningful friendship before we fuck. And yet, women harass men on this site incessantly and without remorse. The reason â men have mishandled their profiles. Let me explain. More and more women no longer carry that golden crown, they've become Standard members, and as such â they can only view a portion of a profile. How much? Approximately 25 words, or 122 characters. THAT'S how much space you have to make clear EXACTLY what you're looking for. There is no room for pleasantries or salutations, or adjectives, let alone adverbs. Here are prime examples of how you should express yourself. - "Please fuck off." - "I don't wanna fuck." - "I just wanna blog." - "I'm here to look at pics." - "Even if I wanna fuck I've forgotten how." - "I'm only here for the free coffee." - " Leave me the fuck alone. My wife just left me and I'm depressed." Experts have determined that people on a web page read only 20% to 28% of what's written before they get bored. So even if a woman is a Gold member, she'll be inattentive and lose interest in a hurry. Don't waste your time describing your interests or your wish list - they'll never get low enough into your profile to read it. That's shocking yet true. Don't use fancy three-syllable words and keep your writing level to no higher than a Grade Four proficiency. Although women claim to be able to read â it's a fallacy. If you don't want to get harassed by women, stop flashing your dicks. The best pics you can post are; - elbows, knees, arms, feet (wearing dirty socks), white teeth (are pushing the limit), definitely NO tongues! Here is an example of a well-structured, exquisitely composed and brief profile. ëë ìčì€íêł ì¶ì§ ìì”ëë€. ì±í íêł ì¶ìŽì. ëë ìČë ì ëë€. ëë ìčê”ŹëĄ ëšêł ì¶ë€. As you can see, this person has followed all my rules and has crafted the perfect profile. Don't complain about being harassed by women on this site. Take these tips I've provided, hone your communication skills and affect a positive step to ensure YOUR profile reaches your target audience. Make it happen, and good luck! ........................... This man successfully found a partner to spank. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O |
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I've given up trying to reply to all the emails I get; I ignore them. *UGH*... If only they'd stop sending me â [*to my Private Blog Mail Box*] â all those uninvited vagina pics. đ Oh well... I'll plod on. đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Do you adjust, and modify and sculpt and change your 'PROFILE', or do you just let it ride? Or, do you even THINK, it's THAT important? đ€ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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22/4/2021 12:16 pm |
The ones that count have answered mine,
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Bravo, sir! Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile!
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22/4/2021 1:09 pm |
You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog!
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The ones that count have answered mine, Pop in any time, I'd like to hear how things are going. Make us jealous! đ lol đ Cheers đ· đ· đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Right now I just want to duck your brains out. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted.
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Bravo, sir! Among the humor you have buried an excellent point, which is that standard members can only see the first few words. I'm off to make sure that "Please fuck off" is somewhere among the first few words of my profile! But seriously... does it really matter, when people can read, between the lines? đ€ So, whatcha gonna change? đ€ Lol đ Come on back here and let me know. Chicken is on the grill... red? đđ·đ· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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There is something to be said about the psychology of pics, words and how they're structured. True... lol đ Glad you could share my smile đ·đ·đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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True.. you are. Now how is that working out? Isn't that a huge difference? đ€ There are limits. I understand.đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You speak the gospel my friend. You have some great point of views on things. I know if you put out a blog, it must be something you want to say for you don't have to put a blog out on a daily basics. Good blog! Dja ever change your profile stuff? đ€ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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22/4/2021 1:45 pm |
But was really good, you did it with a little Sarcasm humor!
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22/4/2021 2:13 pm |
well said. I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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Translation from Korean: Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much... lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place.
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You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words". My previous first twenty-five words: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.] The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible. The new beginning: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off. I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. đ
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Right now I just want to duck your brains out. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł Seriously I have changed my profile. I still get the cock pictures and they get deleted. Such a fine line between â I understand and, WTF r u talking about? Do you have nice nails? đ€ Post a provocative pic of them... walking across a table. Just a thought. â â đ đ· đ· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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well said. And, hopefully having a laugh. Glad you popped in for the smile. đ· đ· đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Translation from Korean: Title: I'm going crazy because I want to do it so much... lol, I just ignore inappropriate emails and comments, and if I have to tell someone how to write their profile to appeal to me, they probably don't appeal to me the first place. So... ya feel like trading verbs? đ€ đ·đ·đââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words". My previous first twenty-five words: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.] The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible. The new beginning: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off. I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. đ Yep, That's for sure. lol đ. Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula â everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you? So... ya don't do business folk. Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Three months? Wow... Now THAT, is worthy of a few blog posts and shared stories! I'll bet you could share a tale or two with THAT lesson. I'd ask how... but I imagine she was good! Sorry to hear about that. Thanks for popping in and sharing. ââ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nice table turnage, dude.
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I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's
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Hmmm... 25 is such a small number, then again ; if I was intrigued... I'd buy another vowel. Yep, That's for sure. lol đ. Hey, whatcha gonna do? If there was a formula â everyone would win, and I don't often see multiple Lotto winners, do you? So... ya don't do business folk. Well... desirable traits are good to own... I have a few! ââđ I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome. Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging: "Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words!
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You have to realize that for someone as wordy as I am, twenty-five words IS "a few words". My previous first twenty-five words: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. I might be open to meeting people who fall within a fairly small (OK, vanishingly small) [set of parameters.] The part in brackets is over 25 and presumably wasn't visible. The new beginning: I'm mostly here to stay connected with blog friends. If you're looking for a hookup or a fuckbuddy during your business trip, kindly fuck off. I then go on to say, "if you're one of the very few who meet the following, give it a go" and give a list of desirable attributes. But of course, no one will see that. đ
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Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen. What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
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Bravo Paul, Yet another winning Post. I have had some emails from a man who stated women do not read..and women do not seem to understand what this site is for..( ONLY SEX ) I tried to explain that is wrong and members come here for a variety of reasons. Men not reading profiles & Women not giving in to all men and their sexual demands are the # 1 complaints I keep hearing. I wish more male members would engage in blog reading so they would see what the best of our members share to make their fellow members laugh & Think. Thank you for the much needed smile/laughs. I have changed my profile, updated it, etc...I think a lot of Us do..With words or photos. Hugs, Ana6
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You told me you were enjoying the daily pussy pics I've been sending!
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Nice table turnage, dude. What do you play after Stairway To Heaven? đ€ lol đ đź ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I meant fuck. My fat fingers hit the wrong key's ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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I don't necessarily have an issue with business folk, it's the guys who write saying "I'm in town for the night on business, want to come to my hotel room?" đ I'll admit, I don't get enough of those anymore for it to be truly bothersome. Here's a profile that might be even more discouraging: "Fat, tired old lady with disappearing libido, mostly here to stay in touch with blog friends." Only 16 words! Yep... Works for me! ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Glad to provide a chuckle. After I read that 20% stat, I realized that I'm one of those as well. Who knew? đ€ lol đ đź ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Don't forget that that twenty-five characters are limited further by the ever popular (is it the html code or what?) & # 3 9 ; for each apostrophe in your opening. As such, your mouseover only reads through to "...during you" so the ever-important "fuck off" doesn't even get seen. https://wordcounter.net/or onto WORD.. application. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!! What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between? You can check it out at by copying and pasting your text into... https://wordcounter.net/ Or if you use Word, as your editor. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Bravo Paul, Yet another winning Post. I have had some emails from a man who stated women do not read..and women do not seem to understand what this site is for..( ONLY SEX ) I tried to explain that is wrong and members come here for a variety of reasons. Men not reading profiles & Women not giving in to all men and their sexual demands are the # 1 complaints I keep hearing. I wish more male members would engage in blog reading so they would see what the best of our members share to make their fellow members laugh & Think. Thank you for the much needed smile/laughs. I have changed my profile, updated it, etc...I think a lot of Us do..With words or photos. Hugs, Ana6 AND, I'm providing a public service. ââđđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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You told me you were enjoying the daily pussy pics I've been sending! Keep sending them! ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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23/4/2021 4:07 am |
Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....
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Damn, Tickle, yer killing me here!! What is it, twenty-five characters or twenty-five words? Or something in between?
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Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee....
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Like a chipmunk đż, huh? đ€ lol đ Whatever works for the guy. Thanks for sharing. ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Fresh coffee? I've been here 10 years and I've never seen any fresh coffee.... ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Nor good Scotch for that matter...... Brilliant post! Luv'd it ALL! The coffee is on the second floor next to the bathrooms. đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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When I first read an email it is easy for me to determine whether they have read my profile and/or my blog. In all honesty I should delete my profile and start over again since my life has changed so much. Never ignore those who care for you you will have lost diamonds while you were collecting stones
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When I first read an email it is easy for me to determine whether they have read my profile and/or my blog. In all honesty I should delete my profile and start over again since my life has changed so much. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Men are silly creatures and quite desperate. This was a public service post to highlight how much Standard members can see, but guess what â men won't look anyway. lol đ Hey, complain away, you're still a NEWBIE. Ya haven't reached your quota yet! đ ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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And informative, I hope. đ Of women surveyed, humour was in the top three assets they sought. All I need now is a huge... uhm,... never mind. Two outta three ain't bad. ââđđ·đ· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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i'm too afraid to get that profile translated in KOREAN! i have had the super LONG profile. i have had the super SHORT profile. people don't read! i used to have a Gold membership but i don't anymore. i'll admit i've become one of those spoiled women. if a member doesn't have an account that lets me message back... it's just not going to happen! random vagina pics... i can't even remember if i've had that happen. but i think i have! XO! XO! XO!
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i'm too afraid to get that profile translated in KOREAN! i have had the super LONG profile. i have had the super SHORT profile. people don't read! i used to have a Gold membership but i don't anymore. i'll admit i've become one of those spoiled women. if a member doesn't have an account that lets me message back... it's just not going to happen! random vagina pics... i can't even remember if i've had that happen. but i think i have! XO! XO! XO! What he said was ;I don't want to have sex. I want to chat. I am a virgin. I want to remain friends. I use my blog email and I'll flip to KIK or off-site email. With so many members now Standard, posting a vagina or penis pic is pointless â no one has access to them. lol đ Oh well... Life is bitch if one is an exhibitionist. That Korean guy seems nice. đ¶â â đ đ· đ· ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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24/4/2021 10:56 am |
Paul, a while back you mentioned about a business. Years ago, here in NM, Someone bought a hole in the wall place, make it into a bar. He has a stage for local bands to play and get notice. Sometimes he's just have a jukebox. But twice a month he had poetry night! On this night, tons of special on draft and for 3 hours people could read their poetry. I when, they was some great poets! You should open up a place like that in Canada. You'll be surprise how many would show. Some night they would give prizes $100, $50, $25, everyone who participates voted. This was fun! The virus came and it end it. No cover and discount on drinks, a win-win for everybody.
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Paul, a while back you mentioned about a business. Years ago, here in NM, Someone bought a hole in the wall place, make it into a bar. He has a stage for local bands to play and get notice. Sometimes he's just have a jukebox. But twice a month he had poetry night! On this night, tons of special on draft and for 3 hours people could read their poetry. I when, they was some great poets! You should open up a place like that in Canada. You'll be surprise how many would show. Some night they would give prizes $100, $50, $25, everyone who participates voted. This was fun! The virus came and it end it. No cover and discount on drinks, a win-win for everybody. Hmmm... I'm not sure. But it's worth looking into. Thanks for the idea. ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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True. I read what I can being a standard member. Also look at what they seek. If itâs women or couples I just leave. Funny how many miss that part. MDonson Kiik Myonguy
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True. I read what I can being a standard member. Also look at what they seek. If itâs women or couples I just leave. Funny how many miss that part. Thanks for popping in. Drop by any time. ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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My 20% didnât make it much beyond the first paragraph.
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My 20% didnât make it much beyond the first paragraph. lol đ Yep. It's what it is. Drop by again. Maybe next time. đ đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Happy to provide a useful public service. Drop by any time! ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Bravo ! I will be reading your blog and following your advice .
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Bravo ! I will be reading your blog and following your advice . Thanks for popping in ; see you next time. ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Hey Paul, .........Fuckinâ Classic My Man, Fuckinâ Classic!............ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
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Hey Paul, .........Fuckinâ Classic My Man, Fuckinâ Classic!............ Sinfully Yours, backpocket13 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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"Even if I wanna fuck, I've forgotten how" - that just about sums up a lot of people's condition over that last year!
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"Even if I wanna fuck, I've forgotten how" - that just about sums up a lot of people's condition over that last year! ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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10/5/2021 7:58 pm |
After reading all those responses what is left to say. NOTHING. Well my nuts off to you...
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After reading all those responses what is left to say. NOTHING. Well my nuts off to you... Thanks for popping in and drop by any time. ââđ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł love it đđđ
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đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł love it đđđ LOVE your profile pic, by the way! â â đ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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