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fun 2017-08-23
enjoy babes!!
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Wolf of Pig 2017-08-20
[image1] 《The Three Little Pigs》 Once upon a time there were three little pigs. When they grew up, they left their parents to live their first
winter by themselves. Autumn came and it began raining. The three
little pigs started to feel they needed a real house to live in. They
talked about how to build a house and prepare for the coming
winter, but each decided ...
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freedom 2017-08-14
commitment = loss of freedom lol!!!
0 Kommentarer, 22 Besök,
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caught 2017-07-09
getting caught by your gf while wanking is total fun lol
1 Kommentarer, 26 Besök,
18 Röster
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freedom 2017-07-04
freedom compromises after commitment
0 Kommentarer, 8 Besök,
4 Röster
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When a girl says ... 2017-05-27
When a Woman says, "OK, have fun."
Do not have fun. Abort the mission. I repeat. Abort the mission.
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20 Röster
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Porn Is a Crucial Part of My Relationship 2017-05-20
I love porn. I'm not embarrassed to say it. I'm
not picky about where I watch it. Sometimes I watch it in
bed while my boyfriend's at home. Other times I watch
it on our couch when I need a break from my three jobs and he
is still at work. And my taste runs the gamut, though I tend
to veer towards watching public sex and threesomes.
Oh, and maybe you caught this: I have a boyfriend. ...
1 Kommentarer, 69 Besök,
17 Röster
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People who do not understand other people 2017-04-30
So I work with this guy who decided the best way for him to
find the girl of his dreams is to try to meet someone, from
another country, online. He had a picture of this girl he
was talking to and was so happy... Only problem was when
he showed me it was a picture of a pornstar. Aside from this
she also claimed to be in South Africa, yeah that country
known for being terrible, and needed money ...
3 Kommentarer, 58 Besök,
17 Röster
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Love Line 2017-04-02
Love line with Adam needs to come back so bad...guys you
need to listen.
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Married or Single 2017-03-25
I was wondering what type of situation most women prefer
here. When one is involved, do you prefer to find someone
else who is also in a relationship or is preferable to find
a single man. What do the single women here prefer. I like
a drama free situation with someone fun and outgoing, but
I am single and keep my options open.
5 Kommentarer, 57 Besök,
22 Röster
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oldie but goodie 2017-02-15
One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over
a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger.
A few seconds later, a Genie popped out of the lamp, An angry
Genie, because the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked
me, I shall still give you three wishes as your reward for
releasing me. However, because of what you did, I ...
4 Kommentarer, 106 Besök,
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Opps have you been recognized by, friends, coworkers, family? 2017-02-02
So has it happened to you any thing bad come of it? Anything good come of it?
Or just embarrassed....
I was recognized in my blk dress this week! opps family...,
mmmmm coworker!
20 Kommentarer, 299 Besök,
59 Röster
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Haaaaachu....!!!! 2016-11-17
A woman constantly keeps sneezing and goes to see the doctor.
She tells him, "Doctor, I constantly keep sneezing,
and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The doctor
asks, "What are you doing for it?" The woman
replies, "Sniffing pepper."
5 Kommentarer, 90 Besök,
28 Röster
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who can you trust 2016-11-08
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped
some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table
to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy,
was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit
his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments
Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything
under ...
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Drunk 2016-09-30
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle,
shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town! Great
Pussy!"
Everyone expects a fight, but the younger dude ignores
him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the old drunk comes back, points at the
same guy, and ...
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11 Röster
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Weekend sex 2016-09-30
Would love to have sex- i said.
She gave me a glove...
Xxx
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false advertisment 2016-09-21
so awhile back i met a lady on Transgenders.se - Transgender sexkontakt i Sverige, shemale dejting - Transgenders.se and what caught my attention
was that she said she loved to work out, but more importantly
(at least for me lol) she loved giving head. so after a few
weeks of getting to know each other, we were chatting one
friday night. she had a date that was running late or maybe
just blowing her off. i was home bored and jokely said if
you need some replacement dick, i'm ...
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21 Röster
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Human Relationships 2016-09-20
Ultimately, the only way to make good friends is to become
a good friend yourself. Good people gather around other
good people.
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I am ready 2016-09-08
Was told that the other night- was excited. But the only
thing i was ready for- was to sleep... Age...
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.zdfgjkldfklhb 2016-09-04
respect is the most important value in the relationship
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6 Röster
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Tires made of pussy 2016-08-21
We were having a discussion at the bar one afternoon. This
girl said, "If tires were made of pussy they would
never wear out!". I told her that it wouldn't
work. The whole world would then smell like fish!!
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16 Röster
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Why do people always say things that arent? 2016-08-02
Why do girls always say they dont want anything serious,
then all of a sudden they want something serious? Why not just be straight up?
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paying for services 2016-07-21
When is cheating on your partener, if you go get a massage
with a happy ending is that cheating, if you pay for a service
is that cheating, women are offering all kinds of services
to men.
It does not mean you don't love your girl or wife!!
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The Fickle Times We Live In..... 2016-04-15
"Nevermind what's being said to you! Then maybe
you could learn to fuck better!"
That's what I said to her as I came in her mouth after,
a less than par blowjob.....
"Didn't you learn anything from those porn flicks
that you keep in your closet?!!"
I had asked her that before, and she hates it every time.
She then says to me, that, she thought I loved her, and she ...
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13 Röster
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The case of my missing twix bars.... 2016-04-15
The first time in total, and in my hands I left a little bit
of a mess.....
It was just then, when, she was going through my emails that
i have sent here and there.....
So, I said to her that it was just all in good fun, and yes I
do online sex often....
She's so cute, and sweet, as well as, A's on my report
card....
Yeah, it was not able to make a difference ...
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Lessor of two evils 2016-03-11
"So let me get this straight, " the prosecutor
says to the defendant, "you came home from work early
and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "That's correct, " says the defendant.
"At which time, " continues the prosecutor,
"you take out a pistol and shoot your wife, killing
her." "That's correct, " says the defendant.
"Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your
wife and the man ...
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Make her scream... 2016-03-11
Hey guys... I figured out how you can make your girlfriend or wife or
whatever scream during sex.. It's super easy and it works every time... All ya gotta do.. While you are having sex take your phone... and call your girl and tell her about it...
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WINNER WINNER WINNER 2016-03-11
So, a man asks his wife "If I won the lottery, what would
you do?" His wife says, "Take half and leave you" The man smiles and says, "Good cuz I won 12 bux from
the lottery today, heres 6 now get out"
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Look how sexy my wife is... 2016-02-06
...That is all.
-Sexxxcrzd(m)
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