UPDATE: As of June 11, 2023, I am NOT seeking more cock in my life. No, not even yours. I don't care how long and/or how thick it is. Bi-curious and bi-sexual women, however, can definitely get in touch with me. :) Unhappily married and will be divorcing eventually. I'm an introvert but can fake being an extrovert quite well. I am very nosy and curious; I will ask endless questions until I understand something. I am plus-size, I rarely exercise, I am a sucker for a dad bod, and I am looking for long-term connections. Those seeking hookups, one-night stands, and NSA fun should keep looking.

Min Idealperson Men: 5'7"+, dad bod, introvert, can and will help motivate my lazy ass to exercise more, will dominate me sexually on occasion, and let me take charge at other times. Must have a great sense of humor, understand and speak sarcasm, not smoke cigarettes, be a non-drinker or drink only occasionally, and know the difference between a slam-fuck and a long-stroke. Must also want to be friends and do stuff together: go to a movie, get and give advice, grab lunch or dinner, etc.

Women: any height, be comfortable naked, have a great sense of humor, understand and speak sarcasm, not smoke cigarettes, be a non-drinker or drink only occasionally, and be willing to explore your sexuality.

If you are married (or taken) and cheating, please do not message me.

If your profile has more dic pics than facial pics, keep browsing. I am not interested.

I am DDF and am tested every three months. Please be ready to provide your most recent STI results if we meet face-to-face.

Vilka är dina favorit musiker eller grupper?:
CCR, The Doors, The Moody Blues, Led Zeppelin, Eminem, Alanis
Morissette, k.d. lang, Hank WilliamsJr

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Rimming, Lätt bondage, Hård bondage, Stearin, Smiskning, Trekant, Gemenskap Onani, Göra hemmagjorda "filmer", Vara med i erotiska fotografier, Voyeurism, Handbojor/Fjättror, Bröst/Bröstvårta, klämmor, osv., Ögonbindel, Läder, Massage

Vilka faktorer är viktigast för dig när du söker en sexpartner?:
Sexuell erfarenhet, Kroppslig attraktion, Samma/liknande fetischer, Öppen för ménage à trois och/eller orgier, Aptit på sex, Villighet att öppet diskutera och prova allting, Samtycker till ett sexuellt förhållande utan förpliktelser

Har du någonsin fantiserat om att ha sex med en känd person? Vem? Vad är det med dom som får dig att bli upphetsad?:
Not really

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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