I would say that I am a vary interesting man. Once a rattlesnake bit me, after 5 days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died, I gave my father "the talk" ,Whatever side of the tracks I’m currently on is the right side, The circus ran away to join me, I once brought a knife to a gunfight... just to even the odds, I never waited 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool, If I were to visit the dark side of the moon, it wouldn't be dark, My signature won a Pulitzer ,I once won a staring contest with my own reflection , When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, I hear it ,I once got pulled over for speeding, and the cop got the ticket ,Sharks have a week dedicated to me, I once made a weeping willow laugh, Roses stop to smell me, I once turned a vampire into a vegetarian, I never wear a watch because time is always on my side, I have taught old dogs a variety of new tricks, I once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels, Mosquitoes refuse to bite me purely out of respect, Once while sailing around the world, I discovered a short cut, my shadow has been on the 'best dressed' list twice, My pillow is cool on BOTH sides, My mother has a tattoo that says "", I have never walked into a spider web, My shirts never wrinkle, Even my tree houses have fully finished basements, My garden maze is responsible for more missing pers than the Bermuda triangle, I am the life of parties that I have never attended, Freemas strive to learn MY secret handshake, I am considered a national treasure in countries I have never visited, I have inside jokes with people I have never met. OK the real me Pro.Dance instructor,but most of the time I do home remodeling,I enjoy outdoors, bike truing, Dancing, and fun conversation. I'm more of a Good Guy then a Bad Boy. A Bad Boy is like having a piece of chocolate cake, "you know in the long run it's unhealthy for you, but it can still give you an instant rush that feels good" A fling with a devilish dude can make you temporarily live for the moment. And if you are ready, for a real romance, keep in mind that some of the most exciting "Good Guys" have a bit of "Bad Boy" in them. ----//^\\----- ----///-\\\----Put This ---|||---|||---On Your ---|||---|||---Profile If ---|||---|||---You Know ----\\\-///----Someone -----\\///-----Who Has Died ------///\-----Of -----///\\\----Cancer ----///--\\\---Or Who May Be Suffering From It

Min Idealperson ***To Woman***

Dear Woman,
Sometimes, you’ll be too much. Too smart, Too beautiful, Too strong , Too much of something .
That makes a man feel like less of a man. Which will start making you feel like you have to be less of a woman .
The biggest mistake you can make is removing jewels from your crown To make it easier for a man to carry.
When this happens, I need you to understand, You do not need a smaller crown- You need a man with bigger hands.

På vilken plats fantiserar du om att ha en sexuell upplevelse?:
En bassäng eller bubbelpool/jacuzzi, En hiss, Överallt

Vilken typ av sexuella aktiviteter gör dig kåt?:
Ge Oralsex, Få Oral Sex, Leksaker (Vibratorer/Dildosar/osv.), Lätt bondage, Gemenskap Onani, Voyeurism

Vilka faktorer är viktigast för dig när du söker en sexpartner?:
Sexuell erfarenhet, Kroppslig attraktion, Samma/liknande fetischer, Förmågan att vara diskret, Aptit på sex, Villighet att öppet diskutera och prova allting, Samtycker till ett sexuellt förhållande utan förpliktelser

Har du någonsin haft cybersex?:
Jag har provat det, men det är inte detsamma.

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