I AM NOT BI, BICURIOUS OR GAY SO MEN, NOT INTERESTED IN THE LEAST!!!!! If there is a code word or phrase to start communications, I don't know it. I don't know what it means when someone checks out my profile time and time again but doesn't send or reply to a message. I went to an Angels game and I saw a sign, "Life is a pitch, eat tacos." Does anyone have a taco that I can eat? Yeah, I know, I have the sex appeal of road kill but I am a world class nice guy and nice guys finish last. I am disease free. I like going to early movies. I can eat almost anything except fish and Greek food (there is an herb I don't like). If you need hung, shrinkage took that label away from me. I may be 70 years old but I can still please a woman. I have the soul of a musician but none of the talent. Musically I like almost everything from Beethoven to Van Halen. I love football (Go Chiefs) and baseball (Go Angels). I am a retired para-educator where I worked with special needs . LADIES, I am not in any hurry to stick it to you. I enjoy foreplay. I love going downtown for extended periods of time and orgasms. I know that a woman doesn't have a sex organ but IS a sex organ, her entire body and mind. If you want to feel luxurious and delicious after sex, I'm your man. I am willing to travel up to a certain distance which I haven't determined quite yet. I can host any day that my grandchildren aren't visiting. I don't believe in exchanging peral info like phone, address or email until after meeting. I made that mistake once and will not repeat it. I'm sorry to the real people for that but there are just too many frauds and fakes. When we agree to a place to meet, I will be there on time.

Min Idealperson I'm looking for FsWB 50+, preferably retired who likes going to the movies, restaurants, getaway weekends and speaks fluent orgasm. I am not particularly picky as to the size of a woman's body but I do have my limits.

I PREFER COUPLES because most single women want an emotional relationship, a big dick, a younger man or another woman. None of which I can provide. Couples want friendship and a thrill for the wife. This I can do.

If you claim to be a single female under the age of 50 and not local, first, I don't think you're for real and second, not interested.

Wow, I sure am popular with the 20 some odd year old Taiwanese cuties (eyeroll).